Verse

If, while you're out in space, love
Dm (xx0231@1)You're horny as a targ
       Gm (355333@1)       A (x02220@1)Take a tip from a security chief, love
       Dm (xx0231@1)                Gm (355333@1)That phat slut Tasha Yar
     A (x02220@1)She discovered the pleasures of Data
    Dm (xx0231@1)He became her sexual pet
   Gm (355333@1)              A (x02220@1)'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
            Dm (xx0231@1)  Gm (355333@1)               A (x02220@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)He's fully functional and anatomically correct
Dm (xx0231@1)       Gm (355333@1)              A (x02220@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)
Chorus

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
   Dm (xx0231@1)               Gm (355333@1)     A (x02220@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
            Dm (xx0231@1)  Gm (355333@1)               A (x02220@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)He's fully functional and anatomically correct
Dm (xx0231@1)       Gm (355333@1)              A (x02220@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)