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Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
         D
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
     G
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
         D
"Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?"
               G
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"

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     Fangs were flying, capes were torn
                                      C
Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
                          G
Number one rule in this game:
                             C
Never call one by his real name
                                   G
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
     C
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."


  G
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"
     D
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
          G
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
             D
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
      G
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!


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Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's allways upside down
  D
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
    G
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
             D
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
               G
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club