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         G5
Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
         D5
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
     G5
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
         D5
"Hey everybody, see the fool in the cape?"
               G5
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"

  C5                                 G5
     Fangs were flying, capes were torn
                                      C5
Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
                          G5
Number one rule in this game:
                             C5
Never call one by his real name
                                   G5
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
     C5
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."


  G5
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her "Snaggletooth!"
     D5
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
          G5
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
             D5
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
      G5
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!


INSTRUMENTAL- C--G--C--G--C--D--

           G5
Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's allways upside down
  D5
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
    G5
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
             D5
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
               G5
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club