Artist: Warp 11 (official webpage= http://www.warp11.com/ ) Song: Song for people who never watch Star Trek Album: Boldly go down on me Tabbed by Matthew Choat This is a great band and neither their lyrics or guitar tabs are anywhere to be found on the internet. I will keep tabbing them, so if anyone finds this helpful please email me at moc0007@gmail.com and let me know what you think. Enjoy! :) Intro/Riff 1: C-F-G-F (x4) Verse 1: (palm mute bar chords) C F G F There was this guy, his name was Jim you can call him Kirk, whoah the ca-p-tain He had a tan, and lots of women every episode, he got to blow his lo-ad Riff1 (x2) C F G F he worked with Spock, he was a rock no emotion, nothing could rattle him his blood was green, and Pavel could make him scream and loose control, though that's illogical Chorus 1: (Open chords strum once) C G each week they'd all warp through space Am fight an alien race F G and the vulcan would pinch a neck C G if you want to learn more Am go to the video store F or just listen to this song G Riff1 (x4) for people who never watch Star Trek Verse 2: (palm mute bar chords) C F G F then there was Bones, Dr. McCoy worked with Nurse Chapel, and removed the Redshirt shrapnel Chased some miniskirts, screaming damnit Kirk! wait that wasn't him, he was screamin "damnit Jim!" Chorus 2: C G each week on the Enterprise Am all the Redshirts would die F G but no one noticed or got upset C G and the Next Generation Am we'll watch in syndication F or just listen to this song G Riff 1 (x4) for people who never watch Star Trek Verse 3: (palm mute bar chords) F G C Am In all 3 seasons, you know what they do F G C Am they boldly go, with the rest of the crew F G C Am like Scotty, he was a Scott F G C Am and Chekov, he screamed a lot! oh oh F G C Am and Uhura, and Sulu F G But let's face it, after Kirk, Spock, and McCoy G who gives a fuck N/C Riff1 about the rest of the crew Riff1 the rest of the crew (who gives a fuck?) Riff1 the rest of the crew Riff1 to end.