A5 - C5 - F5 - G5 (Through the whole song)
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A5             C5   
Take me to the hospital lady
F5                        G5
Gonna have another baby, gonna have a big baby
A5             C5
Take me to the hospital lady
F5                      G5
Gotta poo out a baby - POW POW POW

A5          C5
20 Babies - PA PA POW POW POW
F5           G5
60 Babies - PA PA PA POW POW
A5                C5
Ten more babies - PA POW POW POW
F5                      G5
Would you like a baby, I can make you one now

A5             C5                F5               G5
Ladies, ladies I know all about making babies - YOM YOM YOM YOM
A5             C5                  F5     G5
Ladies, Laides I make babies everyday - Yeah

A5                C5                  F5                            G5
I got my own Ward down the hospital, Cause I got so many babies - Yeah
A5                 C5                        F5           G5
I got an ambulance that ferries my back and forth to my crip and the hospital

A5            C5       F5            G5   
Uuh, I making babies, yeah it's so easy
A5                C5            F5             G5
Have a sandwhich, making baby, have a pizza, make another free
A5         C5            F5        G5
Watch out, I'm eating a bageeeeeeeeeel

A5               C5             F5               G5
Eighteen hundred thousand more babies on their way - POW POW POW POW!

(Repeat whole song ad libitum )