Pretty sure this is 99% correct.  no-one had tabbed a decent one so i tried.

                 Bb     F     C     
Just tell me his name,
D                Bb         F           C       
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
    D          Bb     F     C     
And was it the same?
D               Bb          F           C
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
         Bb                F
Do you remember the way it was when I was home,
D        C
Before I left you all alone,

           Bb            F              C             D
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
            Bb             F                   C                
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Bb            F              C            D
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
            Bb             F                    C                
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated on
me.

                Bb     F     C
I knew that you would,
D              Bb         F           C
I knew cos you told me it runs in the family,
    D         Bb     F     C
And I did the same,
D              Bb         F           C
So I guess that I deserve half of the blame,
       Bb                  F
Do you remember the way it was for us,
  D               C                
Before all of the blow jobs on the bus?

           Bb            F              C             D
I wanna be eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
            Bb             F                   C                
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
Bb            F              C            D
Eighty on the porch drinking lemonade with you,
            Bb             F                    C                
And that is all that I can think about when you tell me that you cheated,
C                
Tell me that you cheated,

D             F      Bb      F
What should I care about the long run,
D              F         C
What should it matter to me?
D        F           Bb        F
I always knew I'd end up with no-one,
    Bb                  F
And now I know that the end is near,
    C
Cos you've replaced me.


                 Bb     F     C     
Just tell me his name,
D                Bb         F           C       
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
    D          Bb     F     C     
And was it the same?
D               Bb          F           C
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
                 Bb     F     C     
Just tell me his name,
D                Bb         F           C       
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
                 Bb        F      C      
Just tell me his name,
D                Bb         F           C
Just tell me you didn't get laid in our bedroom,
D                Bb     F     C
Just tell me his name,
D               Bb          F           C
Just tell me if his dick is bigger than mine,
C
Tell me that you cheated,
C
Tell me that you cheated on me.