Main Riff:
  /   /      /  /  /   /      /  /
 | --------- | --4------------- | --4----- | 
 | --------- | --5------------- | --5----- | 
 | .-------- | --6------------- | --6----. | 
 | .-------- | --6------------- | --6----. | 
 | ---1-2-3- | --4-------1-2-3- | --4----- | 
 | --------- | ---------------- | -------- | 
            C#m               C#m

Verse 1:
C#5
I was a good dog today
      E5
Dug a little bit deeper under the fence
   B5                    B5    Bb5   E5
Protecting you from the cats next door
F#5                          C#5
Loud men coming to take the garbage away
    E5
Use most of my tricks to keep them off balence
B5                        B5     Bb5    F#5
Keep 'em from taking the whole house away

Chorus:
G#5
Dogs, dogs are people
G5
Got 'em trained pretty good
G#5
Eats when he's hungry
G5              C5          A5
Drink water if wet tastes good

Verse 2:

I was a good dog today

I keep waggin' my tail, knockin' shit over

Trying to keep my spine in line

Feel my nose, it's cold and wet

I just jumped the ice-cream man for a Nutty Buddy

Give him a dollar to pay for rent

(Chorus)

Jam over 
G5 > A5

Chorus (with different lyrics):
Dogs, dogs are people
Got 'em trained in school
Sit up straight, boy
You'd make more friends if you'd wipe off that drool

(Chorus)