Hot Rod Hotel by Billy Bragg & Wilco Tabbed by Ray Garza Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) AmI'm (x02210@1)a porter and a night clerk at the old Hot Rod Hotel C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) B (x2444x@1) EmI (022000@1)clean and scrub the lobby down and thirty-one rooms as well Em (022000@1) GI (320003@1)wax and shine their boots and shoes C (x32010@1) AmI (x02210@1)brush down their crinkly clothes C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) B (x2444x@1) EmAnd (022000@1)I meet the buses and trains and I show you to your door Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) AmBell-bottom (x02210@1)pants brought two boys in at six-fourteen last night C (x32010@1) Am (x02210@1) B (x2444x@1) EmTwo (022000@1)girls checked in at ten-oh-two and I flipped on the light Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) AmThe (x02210@1)lamrod's wife looks in their doors and finds one terrible sight Am (x02210@1) C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1) EmThose (022000@1)boys and girls got bawled up in their doors and rooms that night Bridge: D Em G Em x2 A bloody flood could never mess these rooms up any worse It looked like Moe had used this room to grease and breed a horse Old gum and hairs and sticky rags, old bottles on the floors Gobs of spit and condom rubbers on the windows, walls, and doors The lammy tried to make me clean out that crappy mess Or else he'd fire me off my job and let me starve to death I laid aside my polish rag and I downed my dusting pan And I've not seen the old Hot Rod nor that old town since then