I'd Have To Be Crazy - Willie Nelson

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I'd have to be crazy to stop all my singing
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And never play music again
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You'd call me a fool if I grabbed up a top hat
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And ran out to flag down the wind
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I'd have to be weird to grow me a beard
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Just to see what the rednecks would do
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But I'd have to be crazy plumb out of my mind
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To fall out of love with you

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I know I've done weird things I told people I heard things
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When silence was all in abounds

Been days when it pleased me to be on my knees
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Following ants as they crawl across the ground
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Been insane on a train but I'm still me again
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And the place where I hold you is true
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And I know I'm alright cause I'd have to be crazy
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To fall out of love with you
 
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And I don’t intend to
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But should there come a day
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When I say I don’t love you
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You can lock me away

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I sure would be dingy to live in an envelope

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Waiting alone for a stamp
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You'd swear I was loco to rub for a genie
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While burning my hand on the lamp
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And I may not me normal but nobody is
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So I'd like to say 'fore I'm through
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I'd have to be crazy plumb out of my mind
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To fall out of love with you