Band: Woodbox Gang Album: Drunk As Dragons Tough Guy Blues VERSE 1 N.C. I came hungry Came to make me some money Got my blues from the karate kid And my roots from Bugs Bunny F#m A E x2 N.C. Well I burned out and got older My spirit smoldered Stuffed a sock in my pants And tossed a chip on my shoulder F#m A E x2 N.C. Well I gave up thinking And I took up drinking To emanicipate my mind like Abraham Lincoln F#m A E x2 N.C. Then I robbed and I ripped Wagging my lips Singing bibbidibobbidibibbidibib F#m A E x2 CHORUS 1 A F#m I got drunk and I smoked a lot of cigarettes A F#m I got a hangover but I never got rid of it D Bm My heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m I still don't know a thing about the tough guy blues VERSE 2 N.C. There was this little flirt Popping out of her shirt Smiling and laughing Hanging on to each word N.C. So innocent and sweet Rockin' to the beat I tapped that keg Like she tapped her little feet CHORUS 2 A F#m A girl half my age in love with me A F#m I got busted at age thirty three D Bm My heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m But I still don't know a thing about the tough guy blues BRIDGE Bm F#m So high so fast that's when I crashed Bm C#7 Down in the gutter tossed out of my ass VERSE 3 N.C. Like a cartoon Saturday morning I wave by still hovering And splat on the ground Know the true meaning of suffering F#m A E x2 N.C. I got a reason for the anger Like a blind blues singer I gouge out my eyes And let a stray dog lick my finger F#m A E x2 CHORUS 3 A F#m I get sad sometimes act suicidal A F#m I look like Jesus but I've never read the Bible D Bm My heart got broke and my brain got bruised F#m E F#m But I still don't know a thing about the tough guy blues
