Em                  C
Gray hair, glasses, suitcase

Em
Humble, clever

C
Constantly working for peace

Am
Uganda, Congo

Em      D           C
And the Oslo treaty plan

      Bsus4       B
Oh my God, what a plan


        C
Not as famous as Gahr Støre
        G              D
Not a daddy's boy like Jens
         C
But when handgrenades are flying
                 Bsus4       B
There's just one man you can trust


 
C                           G
When there's war and all is hell
             D
Send in Jan Egeland
     C             B         Em
The United Nations superhero man
       C             G
Mad dictator with a gun
                D
Send in Jan Egeland
         B                   Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland




Em                     C
Blue eyes, firm hands, nice legs
Em
Clean shaved body
C
Drinking his proteinshakes
Am
Spray-tan, skin cream
Em   D                      C
And buttocks like he was eighteen
        Bsus4        B
He's a peacekeeping machine

        C
And he stares, into the mirror
         G              D
Flexing muscles in the night
          C
And says "Boy, I think you're ready
      Bsus4           B
To protect some human rights"



C                           G
When there's war and all is hell
             D
Send in Jan Egeland
     C               B        Em
The United Nations superhero man
          C         G
He plays golf with Kofi Annan
                              D
And looks at maps with George Cloon
        B                    C#m  
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland


| A | E | B | E/G# | A | A | A#b5 | B | "Egeland" | Em


           C
When he's sad he goes to funerals,
     G              D
in unusually heavy rain
       C
Large amounts of water in his face
           Bsus4         B 
But that doesn't hide his pain

          C
He breaks down just like a homo
            G                  D
And starts crying just like a girl
       C
But I guess you can cry and still be a man
        Bsus4
if your dayjob is saving the world



C                           G
When there's war and all is hell
             D
Send in Jan Egeland
        C      B                  Em
He's a macho musclepumping crying God
           C                   G
If there's one man you should trust
                D
It is the Janny-boy
       B                   Em
Oh how I wish, I was Jan Egeland