Intro:
Am            Dm    
1, 2, 3 and 4 more makes 7
E                               Am
6 is afraid of 7   'cause 7 ate 9

Verse 1:
Am                Dm    
9 was minding his business
           G                      Am
Talking to 10 about Gordie Howe's clothes
E                  Am
Why 7 ate 9 nobody knows

Chorus:
        E                                                 Am
        1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10   What about 9?  7 ate 9

Bridge 1:
        G                        C    
Oh, the cat'll have to live with 8 lives now
Dm                        Am    
Ronaldo will have to make do
G                C    
Ever since 7 ate 9 seems
                  Dm                      E          Am
I've got an extra finger and an extra toe too  7 ate 9

Verse 2:
Am                      Dm    
Once upon a time in our solar system
   G                        Am
We couldn't make do without 9
    E                                     Am
But Pluto's not a planet now   So 8'll do fine

Bridge 2:
        G                      C    
Oh, the cat'll have to do with 8 lives now
Dm                         Am    
The Chinese will be out of luck
G                              C    
Vampires will have to think of some other method
           Dm              E                          Am
'Cause without their K-9's how will they suck?  7 ate 9

Chorus

Outro:
Em    Am  Em    Am     E     Am
7 ate 9,  7 ate 9, Oh, 7 ate 9 ? ahh!