A Fm A Fm A Fm A F#m A I wanted a woman who loves who I am , A and what I do G A then I met you. A A F#m You couldn't care less if I were Lord of Japan, A or half a man G A nor what I am. A G A You say you like my eyes only or just the way I giggle. A G A D Sometimes you like the smell of me or how my stomach jiggles. A But you don't love me, E that's all right, Bm E G 'cause you cling to me all through the night. A Fm G A I wanted to grow old with one who knew me inside and out, A G A and likes to shout things I'm about. A Fm G A But you just turn your head when I get rowdy like a child, A Fm A and you don't even crack a smile. A G A You say my kissing rates a six on a scale of one to ten, A G A D and you wouldn't pass the time with me, D 'cept you're tired of all your friends. A But you don't love me, E that's all right, Bm A E A 'cause you cling to me all through the night. A Fm G Bm A G D A But you don't love me, E that's all right, Fm D E A 'cause you cling to me all through the night. Fm A Fm A Fm A Fm A (I'm not 100% certain on this one, but I'm about 75%)