Tuned a half step down in the video : http://youtube.com/watch?v=hFFH8DaOHQg I haven't spent a whole lot of time on this so it's not super accurate. It's more of a hand to you who are trying to figure it out. I'm going to finish it when i have more time. Intro: |D|Bm|G|A A7| D Well the Pope was sick last week Bm He hadn't gotten enough sleep G A A7 So they called me in to speak in his stead D So i pulled out a pen, wrote down a speech Bm went up to the podium and then D A D this is what i said... Chorus chords: D|G|D|A A|D A Banana x10 Bananananananaaaaa Banana x10 ...bananaaaa Well the catholics they all loved me and they thought so highly of me that they sent me on an international tour And everywhere I went all the birds and all the gents would beg me to give them an encore So i said... Banana x10 Bananananananaaaaa Banana x10 ...bananaaaa Well now that i was a religious celebrity People from all the states came to see me so they could hear and cheer and for the great, banana boy Jews and Muslims, Hindus and Buddhists Jesus Christ and his buddy Judas would come to let me fill them all with joy so i said... Banana x10 Bananananananaaaaa Banana x10 (kinda crazy) ...bananaaaa Well Ralph Nader came onto me and said Would you like to run for the green party in Americas next presidential election? The party had even changed it's name from green to yellow because of my fame There was only one way, i could answer that question. Hahaha! I said... Banana x10 Bananananananaaaaa Banana x10 (kinda crazy) ...bananaaaa Well the polls said i was rocking bush and hell i didn't even push to come up with clever and grammatically correct oration I decided to write down something new and on election night i flooded the tubes (?) and prepared to give my new speech to the nation I said... Tomato x10 (kinda crazy) Toma-A-A-A-A-to-o Tomato x10 (crazy, varies in pronunciation) ...tomatoooo Well the people thought it sucked and the people all said "Yuch" and they threw what i had asked for, at me As bush victoriously stuttered Nader shook his head and muttered "Well there goes the US. presidency Now some days when i wear a wig I can still find ways to get a gig and when I do I'm always last to play Unless the crowd should boo or hiss I know what to do now I no longer miss If you come to see me, you're sure to hear me say... Banana x10 Bananananananaaaaa Banana x10 ...bananaaaa Banana, banana, ba-nunununununununu-nana banana Banananananananananaaanaaanaaa bananananananananaaaaaaa....... (crazier and crazier) Bananaaaaaa Bananaaaaaa
