Deaf Pedestrians - "Hail to the Geek"


Song is two half Steps Higher so to play along with the song put a capo on 2

A                 E
I got a spiderman t-shirt
D                                      A
I got Converse that are rotting off my feet
A
I got a bad mustache
              E
a reoccurring rash

and not a lot of cash
                 D
I spend it on my stash
                      A
Man it's good to be a geek


A
Well it's good to be a geek
                  E
It's good to be a creep
                     D
It's good to draw my pictures
                      A
that no one will ever see.

A
It's good to be a geek
                 E
It's good to be unknown
                    D
It's good I'm never waiting
                  A
right beside the telephone

Cuz no one ever...


I play dungeons and dragons
I got a 13th level halfling fighter thief
got seven hit die on my backstab
sometimes you know it's good to be a geek.
It's good to be a geek
It's good to play the freak
It's good to comb my mullet once every other week
As far as I can see
It's good to play the Wii
Then stay up painting miniatures til 2 or 3
Cuz no one ever...

Chorus:
B            E        A    D
Someday I'll learn to play guitar
B            E        A    D
Start up a band and be a star
B            E        A    D
And when you wind up pumping gas
B            E        A      D     G
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...


I'm addicted to Star Trek
I'm a Klingon speaking federation freak
I find I'm more inclined
to spend the bulk of my time
on the starship enterprise
than talking to girls I meet
it's good to have a plan
it's good to be the man
it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan
cuz no one ever...

Chorus:
Someday I'll learn to play guitar
Start up a band and be a star
And when you wind up pumping gas
Just fill 'er up and kiss my a$$...

Play Chorus:
Ninth grade is when I got the swirlie
tenth grade is when I got the indian burn
four years of continuous wedgies
wore nine pairs of briefs so they could all get a turn
someday I'll buy a fancy condo
someday I'll drive a car that's more than your house
someday you'll kiss my a$$


It's good to make some noise
it's good to scream outloud
it's good to feel immortal
like your last name is McCloud
it's good to be a geek
its good to be unseen
its good to watch the Wrath of Khan on a plasma screen
it's good to be a geek
it's good to be the man
it's good to download p0rn0 from a website in Japan
It's good to be a geek
It's good to be unknown
It's good I'm never waiting
right beside the telephone
Cuz no one ever...

I got a bad mustache
a reoccurring rash
and not a lot of cash
I spend it on my stash
Man it's good to be a geek
You know I don't intend
To look like Boba Fett
I got my Holland set
Although it makes me sweat
Man it's good to be a geek!