*so, just a note: with the picking i find it best to do something like bass and than 3 in stead of just strumming, i think it makes the song sound a bit more cabaret like it supposed to originally... so if you were to be playing Em you would play low B and than G and high B... but its a fun song to play around with the picking, so leave a message if find picking that sounds better :) Em C I'm counting back Am the number of the steps G it took for me to get D C D back on the wagon of the weekend Em C I'll use the autotimer to prove that G D C D I'll get home with my imagination G D C D if they find the body in the basement G D C D "in the very house that she was raised in!" Em C I'm taking down Am the number of the Times G so when we get the sign D C D from god I'll be the first to call them Em C G I'm taking back the number of the beast D C D cause 6 is not a pretty number G D C D 8 or 3 are definitely better G D C D a is for the address on the letter G D C D Em to my alcoholic friends Em C I'm trying hard Am not to be ashamed G not to know the name D C D of who is waking up beside me G D C D or the date, the season or the city G D C D but at least the ceilings very pretty G D C D and if you are holding it against me Em C I'll be on my best behavior Am G D taking shots for mother nature Em C once my fist is in the cupboard Am G D D.... love is never falling over G D C D should I choose a noble occupation G D C D if I did I'd only show up late and G D C D sick and they would stare at me with hatred G D C D G C D G plus my only natural talents wasted on my alcoholic friends D C D G my alcoholic friends D C D G the party never ends D C D Em my alcoholic friends