(E)
Well it's forty below 
(E)
And I don't give a fuck 
(E)
Got a heater in my truck 
(A)
and I'm off to the rodeo 

*chorus* 
(B)
It's an alamand (sp?) left 
(B)
An alamand right 
(B)
Come on you mother fucker 
(B)
Get your right step right 
(B)
Get off stage 
(B)
You God damn dude you know 
(E)
Piss me off 
(A)
Fuckin' jerk 
(B)
Get on my nerve 

(E)
Well here comes Johnny 
(E)
With his pecker in his hand 
(E)
He's a one ball man 
(A)
And he's off to the rodeo 

*chorus* 

(E)
Well it's forty below 
(E)
And I don't have a truck 
(E)
And I don't give a fuck 
(A)
Cause I'm off to the rodeo 

*chorus*