[The Myspace Song by Good Clean Fun]

{Capo on 1st Fret}

[VERSE I]
C
 Paula came from DC, 
G
 She was a whole lot like me, 
F               C    G
 She grew up on star wars 
C
 We went to shows in the park, 
G
 Professed our love in the dark, 
F              C   G
 Roadtrips and hardcore 

 It was according to plan, 
 We were like Lloyd and Diane, 
 Two hearts in the same place 

 Then you know what she did, 
 She met an internet kid, 
 They fell in love on MySpace 

[CHORUS I]
Am           F
 I know that websites don't kill, 
     C
 But sometimes they will 
G                          Am
 Sometimes they will break hearts 
             F
 I know that I'm an adult, 
     C
 But Tom it's your fault 
        G
 You created a monster 


C [let ring during drum-only section]

[VERSE II]
C
 Dave didn't know what to do, 
G
 Yeah he was Tom's victim too, 
F                C    G
 Sheila left him last week 
C
 Now he is all doom and gloom, 
G
 He won't come out of his room, 
F                   C     G
 The Neighbors hear Morrissey 

 Heartbreak has its appeal, 
 I know how emo kids feel, 
 But that is not for me 

 I wrote one sad quiet song, 
 And we can all sing along, 
 But we will stay posi 

[CHORUS II]
Am           F
 I know that websites don't kill, 
     C
 But sometimes they will 
G                          Am
 Sometimes they will break hearts 
             F
 I know that I'm an adult, 
     C
 But Tom it's your fault 
        G
 You created a monster 

[BRIDGE]
F                   C                    G F
 Now he sits in the darkness as events reoccur 
F                C            G   F
 She sits in the light of the monitor 
F                  C               G    F [let ring]
 And he knows he's lost her by her demeanor 

 Internet grass is always greener 

[CHORUS III]
Am           F
 I know that websites don't kill, 
     C
 But sometimes they will 
G                          Am
 Sometimes they will break hearts 
             F
 I know that I'm an adult, 
     C
 But Tom it's your fault 
        G
 You created a monster 
C
(let ring and fade)