I couldn't find this when I searched for it and thought it's too fun not to be 
tabbed. I've never found someone who's heard it before so I tell people I wrote it 
and it always gets a laugh.

Henry plays it in F# but meh.

G
I may not be a movie star 
Em
I may not drive a shiny car
G			      Em	  D	
I may not be surrounded by celebrities or royalty
G
I may not be the Prince of Wales
Em
Or the King of Siam
G			       Em	     D
In fact I don't remember just exactly who I am

Chorus:
	  C		D	G
'Cos I got hit in the head by a brick
	 	G7		C
and I can't remember one damn thing
	     D       G	
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember anything

G
I might have been some principal
Em
A white-collar criminal
G			      		    Em	  		D	
I might have been the guy who leaked the Lewinsky story to the evening news
G			     Em	  	   D	
Or sold military secrets to China or even armed Iraq
G
Or take pictures of Lady Di
Em			D
But don't expect me to testify 

CHORUS

Bridge:
     Em		  D	    C  					Am
I got hit in the head by a brick and I can't remember one damn thing
		    D
I might have been a funny singer but
G		 B		   Em
now I can't tell jokes and I can't sing
		D		G	
and maybe the bridge for this song was once a little bit lower
C
maybe just a little bit funnier
G
maybe just a bit more clever
D7
but don't expect me to remember

G
We might have had a one night stand
Em
I might have even said "I love you"
G				 Em	 	  D
I might have even promised you a mountain or the evening sky
G
I might have said "your hair style sucks"
Em
I might have borrowed twenty bucks
G
We might have almost had it all
Em			D
but don't expect me to call

CHORUS

 C	    D	     G
[Hit in the head by a brick
	 	G7		C
and I can't remember one damn thing
	     D       Cm					 G	
Hit in the head by a brick and I don't remember one damn thing] x2

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