Roadkill Christmas

Intro: D - A - D(sus)


Verse 1:
D                      A
Got my dog and 6-pack inside my truck 
                                   D
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up 
                                       G
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin 
      D             G        A        D
I gunned the motor and run over him 

Chorus 1:
        G    A       D
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
G       A       D
Venison pretenderized 
        G    A        Bm      G
It's a Roadkill Christmas 
              D               A           D
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes 

Verse 2:

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She loaded him into the back of the truck 

I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up 

I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror 

My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer 

Chorus 2:

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It's a Roadkill Christmas 

She had fifty pounds over him 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 

It was no time 'til she had him pinned 

Verse 3:

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By the time we got home, he was her pet 

That night, he slept on my side of the bed 

I had to spend the night out in my truck 

But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn 

 * JEFF: Bubba J, that was close. *  

 * Bubba J: Yeah I know, I almost said damn. *  

Verse 4:

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A couple days later, I made him a deal 

If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal 

I covered his antlers with foil and then, 

I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end 

Chorus 3:

(do chorus chords)

It's a Roadkill Christmas 

Every Sunday, he's up on my roof 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 

I get NASCAR and the NFL, too. 

Chorus 4:

(do chorus chords)

It's a Roadkill Christmas 

That dumb deer changed my life 

It's a Roadkill Christmas 

Next time, I'll run over my wife!

Outro: 
D - G - D