Twisted- Joni Mitchell Tabbed by Robin Young Chords: A7: 001010 B7: 024242 D7: 000212 D9: 054555 Em7: 022030 G9: 0-10-9-10-10-10 D9 G9 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head D9 G9 The way he de-scribed it he said I?d be better dead than live I didn?t listen to his jive D9 B7 I knew all along that he was all wrong Em7 And I knew that he thought A7 D Bm7 Em7 I was crazy but I?m not, oh, no A7 D9 G9 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head D9 He said I need treatment but I?m not that easily led G9 He said I was the type that was most inclined D9 B7 When out of his sight to be out of my mind Em7 And he thought I was nuts A7 D Bm7 Em7 No more ifs or ands or buts D9 G9 They say as a child I ap-peared D9 A little bit wild with all my cra-zy ideas But I knew what was happening G9 I knew I was a genius D9 B7 What?s so strange when you know Em7 That you?re a wiz-ard at three? A7 D Bm7 Em7 I knew that this was meant to be A7 D9 Now I heard little children G9 Were sup-posed to sleep tight D9 That?s why I got into the vodka one night G9 My parents got frantic, didn?t know what to do D9 But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to B7 Em7 Now do you think I was crazy? A7 D Bm7 Em7 I may have been only three but I was swingin? A7 D9 They all laughed at A. Graham Bell G9 They all laughed at Edison D9 And also at Einstein G9 So why should I feel sorry if they just couldn?t understand D9 The idiomatic logic that went on in my head? B7 I had a brain, it was insane Em7 Oh, they used to laugh at me A7 D7 B7 When I refused to ride on all those double-decker buses Em7 A7 D G9 A7 B7 Em7 All be-cause there was no dri-ver at the top A7 D9 G9 My analyst told me that I was right out of my head D9 But I said, ?Dear doc-tor, I think that it?s you instead G9 Because I have got a thing that?s unique and new D9 B7 To prove it I?ll have the last laugh on you Em7 A7 D7 ?Cause in-stead of one head, I got two And you know two heads are better than one?
