This tab of lampshade is as correct as it can be! Chords ------ D xx0232 D/B x20232 A6sus4 x02232 Gmaj7 3x0232 G6 3x0030 Bm/F# xx4432 Bsus4/F# xx4422 E x221xx Gm 355333 G/B x20033 G/A x00033 G 320033 G/E 020033 F#m 244222 A xx2220 D/C# x4x232 D/Bb x1x232 D/C x3x232 Intro ----- D D/B A6sus4 Gmaj7 G6 D D/B A6sus4 E-2--2----2-----2-----2--0-----2-----2-----2-----2--0--3-----2--0--3--| B-3--3----3-----3-----3--3-----3-----3-----3-----0--0--3-----0--0--3--| G-2--2----2-----2-----0--0-----2-----2-----2-----0--0--0-----0--0--0--| D-0--0----0-----2-----0--0--0--0-----0-----2--------------------------| A------2--2--0--0-----------------2--2--0--0--------------------------| E------------------3--------------------------3-----------3-----------| Verse ----- D D/B D/A A You'd be surprised if you looked through the eyes of a no---va Em G Bm/F# Bsus4/F# Bm/F# Bsus4/F# Not recognizing the molehills on top of the star D D/C# D/B D/A E Cheerful and swollen he waves from his seat in a Rover Gm That is his car Verse ----- You wouldn't doubt him to shake the most powerful hands of importance changing the world as we know it by leaving his ink To judge from the fence 'round his house he must love all his children That's what you think Chorus ------ D But there's no time to think A Have a pill and a shrink G/B G/A G G/E D Just don't show us how you sweat A Making love to your kids G/B G/A G G/E D is the last love that you will ev-er get A G/B G/A G G/E A You're a vanishing image of what I thought I knew F#m But it goes to show Bm/F# A E Gm That the man I know - Verse ----- Is kissing that check that he had lifted up for her fortyfirst birthday Love is when someone you trust cuts a smile in your face Boy had a dog and poor girl had a stroke like an earthquake Now dog is a bird Chorus ------ But there's no time to think Have a pill and a shrink Just don't show us how you sweat Making love to your kids Is the last love that you will ever get A G/B G/A G G/E A You're a vanishing image of what I thought I knew F#m But it comes to show Bm/F# A E That the man I know Bm/F# A E Has a fa----ding glow Bm/F# A E Gm In a white lampshade - Verse II -------- Based on drums and bass but with chords played very low. D D/C# D/G D/B Tell me lampshade the truth did you cover his soul D/Bb Did you protect all the horrible D/A D/Bb D/B I shall tear you apart so that everyone knows D/C D/C# D What he's been carrying around Verse II -------- Tell me lampshade what is it you are trying to hide Under your stinky old corduroy I shall rip and be shattered by the shrapnell of light That I've been choking on always Verse II -------- There is a dog barking close within the range of my ear Sounds like he wants to escape the chain He would probably bite me to death if he could But the chain lets me spit in his face Verse II -------- Like the dog has a chain clinging tight to it's neck This man is tied to his secrecy <------------------------Solo starts here I would like to have killed him off in this last verse But instead I removed his lampshade Solo / Outro ------------ E------------------------------------------------------------------| B---3----5----7------10-----9------------12-------------------8----| G--6^7--7^9--9^11--13^14--11^13^11--9--14^16^14--13--9--11--11^12--| D------------------------------------------------------------------| A------------------------------------------------------------------| E------------------------------------------------------------------| End on D E--2--| B--3--| G--2--| D--0--| A-----| E-----| ...Heavy distortion.....Heavy distortion....Heavy distortion... Clean //Ablari