CHORUS 
It's ( G ) time to take my ( C ) drunk ass ( G ) home
I drank all the whiskey And my ( D ) money's all ( D7 ) gone 
Hit on ( G ) all the girls Sang ( C ) every ( G ) song
It's time to take my ( D ) drunk ass ( G ) home 

Well, I ( D ) worked all week so ( C ) I could come ( G ) here 
Have a good time and an ice cold ( D ) beer 
But one turned to ten and ( C ) ten turned to ( G ) twenty 
And twenty plus and empty bottle's ( D ) too damn many 

Repeat Chorus 

Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt 
I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt 
My fall back plan has done got sad 
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad 

Repeat Chorus 

( C ) I sucker punched my best friend 
And the ( G ) bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band ( A ) 
I look like hell I feel like s**t ( D ) 
I think it's time I ( E ) call it quits 

Key Change 
It's ( A ) time to take my ( D ) drunk ass ( A ) home 
I drank all the whiskey And my ( E ) money's all ( E7 ) gone 
Hit on ( A ) all the girls Sang ( D ) every ( A ) song 
It's time to take my ( E ) drunk ass ( A ) home 
It's ( A ) time to take my ( D ) drunk ass ( A ) home 
I twisted up my ankle Can't ( E ) find my cell ( E7 ) phone 
Yeah my ( A ) lip's all busted And my ( D ) buzz is ( A ) gone 
It's time to take my ( E ) drunk ass ( A ) home
If ( A ) ya'll agree Then ( D ) sing along
 It's ( A ) time to take my ( E ) drunk ass ( D ) home ( E ) ( A )