A                                        E
Poor Pete is a bit self-conscious and he thinks that he's a vampire.
B                                     A
He gets into his off-white Saturn and heads into the suburbs.
A                                         E
He looks at himself in the mirror, like a girl putting makeup on.
B                                                   A
He wants to buy a brand new pair of teeth, but they don't accept coupons.


F#                                        E
Is this gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true?
         B                               A
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
E E


A                                       E
Poor Pete isn't fashion forward, but he likes to think he's ultra cool.
B                                             A
He winks at a girl named Siouxsie while she's playing bumper pool.
A                                       E
She looks at him rather blankly, before mouthing the words, "yeah, right."
B                                                  A
She knows poor Pete's not the kind of guy who will ever get it right.


F#                                              E
So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true.
         B                               A
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
E E


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F#                                              E
So this isn't gonna be the night that his daily horoscope comes true.
         B                               A
He knows Venus is in retrograde, but not if the moon is new.
E