Intro:
G     G7
Well  I'm  The...

Chorus 1:
C                         G7          C
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

C                         G7          C
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Verse 1:
C
I came back from time I got my power glove, Burt Ryenolds stole it but I got it back
Am                                                            D
Teleporting fat guy, he's teleporting and he's so damn FAT,Yes I am
G7
Teleporting Fat Guy!

Chorus 2:
C                         G7          C
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

C                         G7          C
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Verse 2:
C
Punched Burt Ryenolds right in the face *DOUCHE*, Make him look like such a disgrace,
               Am                                                    D
Because I'm The Teleporting, Teleporting Fat guy, Punch him in the Fat guy, I'M from 
outer space!
                 G7
Teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting!

Chorus 3:
C                         G7          C
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

C                         G7          C
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.

Outro:
C  Am  F  G7  C                   G7         C     G7 C
             Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool mustache.