The Lonely Island - I'm On A Boat Standard Tuning Bm : 224432 D : XX0232 G : 320033 A : X02220 Intro Bm Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down D Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck G But stay on your motherfucker toes A We running this, let's go Chorus Bm I'm on a boat I'm on a boat D Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat G I'm on a boat I'm on a boat A Take a good hard look at the motherfucker boat Verse 1 Bm I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me D Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea G Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat A You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat Verse 2 Bm Take a picture, trick I'm on a boat, bitch D We drinking Santana champ, cause it's so crisp G I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies A I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies Verse 3 Bm I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit D The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet G But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets A I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget Verse 4 Bm I'm on a boat and it's going fast and D I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan G I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo A If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh Get the fuck up, this boat is real! Verse 5 Bm Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker D Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker G I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker A This boat engine make noise, motherfucker Verse 6 Bm Hey ma, if you could see me now D Arms spread wide on the starboard bow G Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow A Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible Verse 7 Bm Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat D It's a big blue watery road G Poseidon A Look at me, oh all hands on deck Bm Never thought I'd see the day D When a big boat coming my way G Believe me when I say A I fucked a mermaid Chorus / Outro Bm I'm on a boat I'm on a boat D Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat G I'm on a boat I'm on a boat A Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (sho sho shorty, shorty, yeeeieah)
