No Capo
Intro: C, G, Am, C   x2
Verse : B, C, G, G (Picked: root note, fourth string, sixth string, fifth string)
I don?t think I am capable of, this teenage televised taping of love
So here is my guide on how to be alone
(Am, Am, C, C)
Just act like a freak and sleep with everyone you?ve ever known
Chorus: C, G, Am, C
I?m half crazy, or just cracked up, when will what I have ever be good enough?
I?ve said funny, It seems lately, 
(C, G, Am, Am)
This ain?t a fairytale and I don?t think I?ll ever be
(Em, G)
Happy 

Interlude: C, G, Am, C x2
Verse 2:B, C, G, G (Picked: root note, fourth string, sixth string, fifth string)
I?d like to think romance is real, open my chest, a heart you could steal
But here is my guide on how to stay alone
(Am, Am, C, C)
Just drink till you?re gone and pass out on the floor
Chorus: C, G, Am, C
I?m half crazy, or just cracked up, when will what I have ever be good enough?
I?ve said funny, It seems lately, 
(C, G, Am, Am)
This ain?t a fairytale and I don?t think I?ll ever be
(Em, G, C)
Happy  
Bridge: C, G, Am, C  x2
Guitar Solo: (play 2 down strums) C, G, G, Am    x4
(Em, G)
Happy

Chorus: C, G, Am, C
I?m half crazy, or just cracked up, when will what I have ever be good enough?
I?ve said funny, It seems lately, 
(C, G, Am, Am)
This ain?t a fairytale no I am not smiling
(Em, G, C, C, Am, Am)
?cause I don?t think I?ll ever be                       END!