E  A  D  G  B  E
      |  |  |  |  |  |
A     5  7  7  6  5  5
      |  |  |  |  |  |
E     x  7  9  9  9  7
      |  |  |  |  |  |
D     x  5  7  7  7  5
      |  |  |  |  |  |
F#m   x  9  11 11 10 9
      |  |  |  |  |  |
C#m   x  4  6  6  5  4
      |  |  |  |  |  |
G     3  5  5  4  3  3
      |  |  |  |  |  |
Dsus4 x  5  7  7  8  5
      |  |  |  |  |  |


The basic riff is just A E D A. If you want to match the single version use my 
barre chords but I've seen David Tattersall just play open chords, so that sounds fine too!


A E D A x2

A    E        D  A  A           E      D         A
Consult your mouth, flapping wings beneath the bed
A          E       D      A         A         E        D  A
You lay down your innocence, though it is just half dead
A          E    D         A  A          E    D         A
It has crawled here to rest, it has crawled here to rest!
A          E    D         A      A          E       D   A
It has crawled here to rest, and slowly it will die
  A             E   D             A  A        E        D          A
So run your fingers through my skin, and I shall be made your music
A            E           D           A   A        E  D        A
We must ride the rougher paths to bliss, I can do it with a kiss


F#m                              C#m
You were sitting on my Christmas tree
                                      G
And you were looking, looking down at me
                D  (Dsus4) D
Looking down at me


A E D A x4

(mute)
      A         E     D  A  A     E   D   A
Well, I went to the movies, for three years
      A              E      D  A      A         E   D      A      
And I heard that you were busy, going in and out of therapy
   A            E     D  A      A          E      D      A
So you lost all my money, and I cost you all your friends
     A         E    D         A      A       E   D    A
They do not want to talk to you, but I do, I do, I do!

F#m                              C#m
You were sitting on my Christmas tree
                                      G
And you were looking, looking down at me
                D  (Dsus4)
Looking down at me
F#m                              C#m
You were sitting on my Christmas tree
                                      G
And you were looking, looking down at me
                D  (Dsus4)
Looking down at me


A E D A x4

(mute)
A         E      D      A    A        E      D     A
we dress up like snowmen and run around your garden
          A       E    D     A  A      E     D       A
Chanting "David is the monster! David is the monster!"

(demute)
A         E      D      A    A        E      D     A
We dress up like snowmen and run around your garden
          A       E    D     A  A      E     D       A
Chanting "David is the monster! David is the monster!"

A               E     D               A        (repeat)
David is the monster! David is the monster!

A E D A x2