Theoy of a Deadman Hate my life Tunning: Half a step down Tab(Chords): Pat61 Rough Strum Pattern(For Most Parts): Down Down Down Up Up Up Down D So sick of the hobos A Always beggin' for change G I don't like how I gotta work D And they just sit around and get paid D I hate all of the people A Who can't drive their cars G Bitch you better get out of the way D Before I, start falling apart D I hate how my wife A Is always up my ass G She always wants to buy brand new things D But I, don't have the cash A Well I hate my job, all my rich friends G D I hate everyone to the bitter end A G Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight D I hate my life D How come I never get laid? A Nice guys always lose G How could she have another headache? D There's always some kind of excuse D I still hate my job A My boss is a dick G I don't get paid nearly enough D To put up with all of his shit --(With Distortion Use E Barre Chord)-- A Well I hate my job, all my rich friends G D I hate everyone to the bitter end A G Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight D I hate my life -Musical Interlude- (With Distortion Using A Barre Chord) Mute(Down Up Down Up) D C D F# D C Sliding to the chords and repeat 6 times -Musical Interlude- --(With Distortion Use E Barre Chord)-- --Strum Pattern (Down(Half) Down(Half) Down(Full) Down(Half) Down(Half) Down(Full) Up(Full))-- D I hate that I can't tell A When a girl's underage G And how when I tell her she's a nice piece of ass D Then her daddy punches me in the face D So if you're pissed like me A Bitches here's what you've gotta do G Put your middle fingers up in the air D Go on and say 'Fuck you' A Well I hate my job, all my rich friends G D I hate everyone to the bitter end A G Nothing turns out right, there's no end in sight D I hate my life A So much at stake G Can't catch a break D I hate my life A No there's nothing new G And it sucks to be you D I fucking hate my life