Intro:G D Cadd9 G D Cadd9 G G D My girlfriend dumped my five days ago G You're my favorite couple and I wanted you to know D Yeah two is company three is a crowd Cadd9 But Friday nights coming up and I heard you're going out G Well I've been down since she's been gone D And if you don't mind I'd like to tag along And be a Cadd9 Third wheel G Would it be alright D I ain't got nothing going Cadd9 G Can I hang with yall tonight Cadd9 Third wheel D Don't let me stay home G I know you wanna be together but I don't wanna be alone G D We can go walking and look at the moon G Or get a hot fudge sunday with an extra spoon D You can park the car run your fingers through her hair Cadd9 G I'll be in the back seat you won't even know I'm there Cadd9 G How bout the cheesecake factory D Just you and her and me I'm gonna be a Cadd9 Third wheel G Wouldn't it be great D G Don't mind me carry on with your date Cadd9 third wheel G D Don't let me stay home I know you wanna be together But I don't wanna be alone Cadd9 G Lets go shopping give me the keys D Cadd9 G Or and awkward pic-nic by the oak tree Cadd9 G We could stay in and watch DVD's D Or you could play twister and I could referee I'm gonna be a Cadd9 third wheel G That's what I'll do D Cadd9 G You can act like I ain't irratating you Cadd9 Third wheel G I'll make myself at home Thanks to you two (Play intro again) I'll never be alone G G G Here we go and a one and a two and a third wheel!