I searched and searched and no how-to's or tabs for this song, so out of trial and error here is the best i can do for you. if you have better chords i would be more than happy to see them. intro: C F x4 C (x32010@1) Fwell (133211@1)I'm the kind of guy who can't stand a holiday C (x32010@1) Fso (133211@1)I drink 'em all away. That's me! G (320003@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1) F (133211@1) oh, I don't decorate no trees, and I wont eat no potato latkes. G (320003@1) FBut (133211@1)I'll give this old lady's melons a squeeze, C (x32010@1) FThat's (133211@1)just who I am. C (x32010@1) FWell, (133211@1)I'll never spin a dreidel but I'll always throw an egg C (x32010@1) FThen (133211@1)I'll Charlie horse your leg for laughs G (320003@1) FWhile (133211@1)you're singing your holiday tune G (320003@1) FI'm (133211@1)acting like the town buffoon G (320003@1) FWhippin' (133211@1)out my big , white, scary moon C (x32010@1) FAnd (133211@1)blowin' a beef your way C (x32010@1) FI (133211@1)hate folks who think reindeer are cute C (x32010@1) FTo (133211@1)me they're just something to shoot G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)hate love, I hate you, I hate me GWell, (320003@1)I'm a snowmobile stealin' AmNo (x02210@1)chance for season feeling kind of guy GThis (320003@1)time of year sucks so I take my numb-chucks Dadd6 FAnd (133211@1)make sure every snowman die C (x32010@1) FBelievin' (133211@1)in Santa's all wrong C (x32010@1) FAnd (133211@1)Chanukah's eight nights too long G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)hate love, I hate you, I hate me G (320003@1) F (133211@1) CI (x32010@1)hate love, I hate you, I hate me
