I watched the Saturday night live version and this was my first tab so here you go. I dont know what to call the two chords exactly so if you know exactly what they are contact me. D-xx0230 A-x02200 E-022100 AWoke (x02220@1)up in the morning DPut (xx0232@1)on my new plastic glove AServed (x02220@1)some reheated salisbury steak DWith (xx0232@1)a little slice of love A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of AJust (x02220@1)know everything's doing fine D (xx0232@1) ADown (x02220@1)here in Lunchlady Land AWell (x02220@1)I wear this net on my head D'Cause (xx0232@1)my red hair is fallin'out AI (x02220@1)wear these brown orthopedic shoes D'Cause (xx0232@1)I got a bad case of the gout AI (x02220@1)know you want seconds on the corndogs DBut (xx0232@1)there's not reason to shout EEverybody (022100@1)gets enough food D (xx0232@1) ADown (x02220@1)here in Lunchlady Land D (xx0232@1) AWell (x02220@1)yesterday's meatloaf is today's sloppy joes DAnd (xx0232@1)my breath reeks of tuna EAnd (022100@1)there's lots of black hairs coming out of my nose AHoagies (x02220@1)and grinders, hoagies and grinders DHoagies (xx0232@1)and grinders, hoagies and grinders DNavy (xx0232@1)beans, navy beans, navy beans AHoagies (x02220@1)and grinder, hoagies and grinders DNavy (xx0232@1)beans, navy beans DMeatloaf (xx0232@1)sandwich ASloppy (x02220@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe DSloppy (xx0232@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe ASloppy (x02220@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe DSloppy (xx0232@1)joe, slop, sloppy joe AWell (x02220@1)I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see DAll (xx0232@1)the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me AIt (x02220@1)screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold DI (xx0232@1)said I got the spatula just do what you're told AThen (x02220@1)the liver and onions started joining the fight DAnd (xx0232@1)the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might AAnd (x02220@1)the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head etc... It's called revenge Lunchlady said the garlic bread I said what did I do to make you all so mad They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad Then the green beans said you better run and hide But then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side He said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha You should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal You should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole Now all the angry foods just leave me alone And we all live together in a happy home Thanks to Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe Sloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe EWell (022100@1)me and sloppy joe got married DWe (xx0232@1)got six kids and we're doin' just fine ADown (x02220@1)in Lunchlady Land If you find any problems contact me at barisaxjr@sbcglobal.com
