[Key: C5 ]

[Verse]

C5              F5            A5     G5
You point and laugh because I am a virgin
C5 F5 A5 G5
Well haha, so?s my imaginary girlfriend
C5 F5 A5 G5
I look at her, she knows what Im after
C5 F5 A5 G5
Blow me like a dragon, I?ll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

C5 G5 A5 F5
We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
C5 G5 A5 F5
We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we?re as happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I?m weak ?cuz I?m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them ?dolls?
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[Bridge]

C5 G5
Bazinga
A5
Scissors paper rock
F5
Lizard beating Spock
C5 G5
Bazinga
A5
I used to play World of Warcraft
F5
But then I took a vagina to the cock

(C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012