TITLE:           Ironic            
ARTIST:          Alanis Morissette      
ALBUM:           Jagged Little Pill       
SUBMITTED BY:    Nans87

NOTE:  ~ ~ ~ CAPO ON 4TH FRET!! ~ ~ ~

Standard tuning.

CHORDS:
Cmaj7  : x32003
D6?    : x54005
D**    : xx0032
D/F#   : 2x023x
G (9 fr.)   : 3x023x
Em7    : 033020
D (xx0232@1)    : xx0323
G (320003@1)    : 320033

*x are those strings you shouldn't strum!

D**=
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Intro:

Cmaj7 (x32000@1)    D6?         Cmaj7 (x32000@1)      D**
            Hi yi yi---  yi yi yi yi yi yi

D/F# (200232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G (9 fr.) D/F# (200232@1)       Em7
An old man turned ninety-eight   
          D/F# (200232@1)G(9 (320003@1)fr.)   D/F# (200232@1)        Em7
He won the lottery and died the next day
       D/F# (200232@1)G(9 (320003@1)fr.)       D/F# (200232@1)  Em7
It?s a black fly in your Chardonnay
       D/F# (200232@1)    G(9 (320003@1)fr.)        D/F# (200232@1)     Em7
It?s a death row pardon two minutes too late
        D/F# (200232@1)name="chord_320003@1">G (9 fr.)              D/F# (200232@1)Em7
Isn?t it ironic ... don?t you think

Chorus:
         D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)     Em7
It?s like rain on your wedding day
            D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)     Em7
It?s a free ride when you?ve already paid
              D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)         Em7
It?s the good advice that you just didn?t take
    F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)                Dsus4 (xx0233@1)Who would ?ve thought ... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
" Well isn?t this nice ... "
And isn?t it ironic ... don?t you think

Chorus:
         D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)     Em7
It?s like rain on your wedding day
            D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)     Em7
It?s a free ride when you?ve already paid
              D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)         Em7
It?s the good advice that you just didn?t take
    F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)                Dsus4 (xx0233@1)Who would ?ve thought ... it figures

Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                            D6?
Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
                                    Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                   D6?
When you think everything?s okay and everything?s going right 
     Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                            D6?
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
                                       Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                D6?
You think everything?s gone wrong and everything blows up
             D**
In your face

A traffic jam when you?re already late
A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It?s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It?s meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn?t it ironic ... don?t you think
        D (xx0232@1) /F# G(9 (320003@1)fr.)                    D/F# (200232@1)Em7
A little too ironic ... and yeah I really do think ...

Chorus:
         D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)       D (xx0232@1)     Em7
It?s like rain on your wedding day
            D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)           D (xx0232@1)     Em7
It?s a free ride when you?ve already paid
              D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)          D (xx0232@1)         Em7
It?s the good advice that you just didn?t take
    F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)                Dsus4 (xx0233@1)Who would ?ve thought ... it figures

Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                            D6?
Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
      Cmaj7 (x32000@1)              D6?               Cmaj7Life (x32000@1)has a funny, funny way --- of helping you out
         
Helping you out