A                   A/G#
I used to be such a sweet, sweet thing
G                         Bm D E
'Til they got a hold of me.
A                  A/G#
I opened doors for little old ladies,
G                        Bm D E
I helped the blind to see.
F#m                          Bm
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
D             E         
They can't be seen 
     F#m                Bm
With me and I'm gettin' real shot down
    D           E
And I'm feeling mean.


F#             E
No more Mister Nice Guy,
F#             E ( F#m A C#m )
No more Mister Clean,
F#             E
No more Mister Nice Guy,
         F#              E ( F#m A C#m )
They say he's sick, he's obscene.


F#m                          Bm
I got no friends 'cause they read the papers.
D             E         
They can't be seen 
     F#m                Bm
With me and I'm gettin' real shot down
     D          E
And I'm feeling mean.


F#             E
No more Mister Nice Guy,
F#             E ( F#m A C#m )
No more Mister Clean,
F#             E
No more Mister Nice Guy,
         F#              E ( F#m A C#m )
They say he's sick, he's obscene.


A                    A/G#
My dog bit me on the leg today.
G                    Bm D E
My cat clawed my eyes.
A                           A/G#
Ma's been thrown out of the social circle,
G                   Bm D E
And dad has to hide.


F#m              Bm
I went to church incognito.
D              E     F#m
When everybody rose, the Reverend Smith,
  Bm
He recognized me,
     D                 E
And punched me in the nose.


F#             E
No more Mister Nice Guy,
F#             E ( F#m A C#m )
No more Mister Clean,
F#             E
No more Mister Nice Guy,
         F#              E ( F#m A C#m )
They say he's sick, he's obscene.