Key: B5 , C#5
Tuning: Standard EADGBe
Intro: Very Long with talks and messing up
Talk:
B--
nooone
We got it we got it
Ok Fuck you!!
Sing:
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
Talk:
I don't know
You're tough dude
That was just funny
Sing:
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5
they've got pussy corporate jobs
E--
So ill sit here like a fuck
Talk:
Hey dude John's
still playing
(im so sorry)
Sing:
B5
None of my
E5 F#5
friends are punks
B5
None of my
E5 F#5
friends are punks
B5
They could pull
some long shifts
E(hold)
whoooo
Talk:
FUCK
Ready?
B5 C#(hold)
N--
Sing:
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5
They all work at corporate jobs
E5
While I sit here like a slob
B5 F#5 B5
Yeah none of my friends are punks
C#5 F#5 Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5 F#5 Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5
We go drinking every night
F#5
Looking to get in a fight
C#5 Ab5 C#5
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Talk:
C#(Hold)
Yeah thank you
Goodnight
Guess that's a wrap
I kept laughing because
I was thinking it did
sound like you were saying
"none of my friends are drugs"
But then it said "all my
friends are drunks"
that's not funny at all
I don't understand
Chorus 1:
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5
They all work at corporate jobs
E5
While I sit here like a slob
B5 F#5 B5
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 2:
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5 E5 F#5
None of my friends are punks
B5
They converse with upper class
E5
While I sit here on my ass
B5 F#5 B5
Yeah none of my friends are punks
Chorus 3:
C#5 F#5 Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5 F#5 Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5
We go drinking every night
F#5
Looking to get in a fight
C#5 Ab5 C#5
Cause all of my friends are drunks
Chorus 4:
C#5 F#5 Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5 F#5 Ab5
All of my friends are drunks
C#5
And they like to hum along
F#5
While I sing these shitty songs
C#5 Ab5 C#5 C#(Hold)
cause all of my friends are drunks