Tom: G5 G5 A5 Big Pain G5 A5 Burnin' Down G5 A5 Giving Me G5 A5 A Cow which you G5 A5 Seem to be sayin as you're G5 A5 Patiently waiting like an G5 A5 Ashtray G5 A5 For the butt Chorus: G5 A5 G5 Well I'm puttin it down A5 G5 A5 G5 Well you're not picking it up A5 G5 A5 Well I'm puttin it down but you E5 D5 Treat me like a clown and I don't G5 A5 Wanna be funny G5 A5 Fat chance G5 A5 Glued to the wall like a centerfold G5 A5 Of an old cannonball G5 A5 Will you put me inside G5 A5 Your TV tonite cause you're treatin' me G5 A5 Like a rerun **Chorus G5 A5 So what G5 A5 I just lost my job at the hut. G5 A5 My ass got cut. G5 A5 But I'll be better at kissin' G5 A5 When my teeth are all missin' G5 A5 And the silverware's burnt G5 A5 And I'm eatin' with my fingers **Chorus