Tom: G5

    G5      A5
Big Pain
G5       A5
Burnin' Down
G5      A5
Giving Me
G5     A5
   A  Cow which you
G5          A5
Seem to be sayin as you're
G5         A5
Patiently waiting like an
G5         A5
Ashtray
        G5      A5
For the butt

Chorus:
         G5         A5       G5
Well I'm puttin it down
A5                  G5       A5       G5
   Well you're not picking it up
A5           G5         A5
   Well I'm puttin it down but you
E5               D5
Treat me like a clown and I don't
G5        A5
Wanna be funny


 G5      A5
Fat chance
    G5                   A5
Glued to the wall like a centerfold
    G5      A5
Of an old cannonball
    G5      A5
Will you put me inside
    G5                   A5
Your TV tonite cause you're treatin' me
    G5      A5
Like a rerun

**Chorus


 G5   A5
So what
    G5      A5
I just lost my job at the hut.
    G5      A5
My ass got cut.
    G5      A5
But I'll be better at kissin'
    G5      A5
When my teeth are all missin'
    G5      A5
And the silverware's burnt
    G5      A5
And I'm eatin' with my fingers

**Chorus
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