...ALL YOU CAN EAT... by Ben Folds
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*from 'Sunny 16 E.P' (2003)*

*CAPO 5th FRET*

(Original Key: F)

Verse 1:

C (x32010@1)                   C/B (x2555x@1)          Am (x02210@1)       G (320003@1)Son, look at all the people in this restaurant,
F (133211@1)         Em (022000@1)              Dm7
 What d'you think they weigh?
C (x32010@1)          C/B (x2555x@1)         Am (x02210@1)        G (320003@1)And out the window to the parking lot,
         F (133211@1)                          GAt (320003@1)their SUVs taking all of the space.

Chorus 1:

Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)        Em (022000@1)    Dm7               G (320003@1)They give no fuck; they talk as loud as they want.
Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)   Em (022000@1)    Dm7               G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)They give no fuck; just as long as there's e-nough for them.

Verse 2:

C (x32010@1)               C/B (x2555x@1)              Am (x02210@1)     G (320003@1)Gotta get on the microphone down at Wallmart,
F (133211@1)              Em (022000@1)             Dm7
 Talk about some shit that's been on my mind.
C (x32010@1)             C/B (x2555x@1)               Am (x02210@1)           G (320003@1)Talk about the state of this great nation of ours,
       F (133211@1)                                         GPeople (320003@1)look to your left, yeah, look to your right.

Chorus 2:

Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)        Em (022000@1)    Dm7               G (320003@1)They give no fuck; they talk as loud as they want.
Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)   Em (022000@1)    Dm7               G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)They give no fuck; just as long as there's e-nough for them.

Piano Solo:

Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)E7, F (133211@1)G, Dm7 (x2)
Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)E7, F (133211@1)G,
Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)E7, Dm7

Verse 3:

C (x32010@1)                  C/B (x2555x@1)                Am (x02210@1)    G (320003@1)Son look at all the people lining up for plastic,
F (133211@1)                   Em (022000@1)            Dm7
 Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic?
C (x32010@1)             C/B (x2555x@1)        Am (x02210@1)         G (320003@1)Squatting bare-assed in the dirt, eating rice from a bowl,
       F (133211@1)                             GWith (320003@1)a towel on their head and maybe a bone in their nose.

Verse 4:

C (x32010@1)       C/B (x2555x@1)          Am (x02210@1)              G (320003@1)See that asshole with a peace-sign on his licence plate,
F (133211@1)            Em (022000@1)                  Dm7
 Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane.
C (x32010@1)          C/B (x2555x@1)                  Am (x02210@1)         G (320003@1)God made us number one, because he loves us the best,
                         FWell, (133211@1)maybe He should go bless someone else for a while; give us a rest.

Chorus 3:

Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)         F (133211@1)        Em (022000@1)  Dm7     G (320003@1)(They give no...) yeah, and every-one can see.
Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)         F (133211@1)    Em7   Dm7             G (320003@1)(They give no...) we've eaten all that we can eat.

Outro:

(Piano Solo)

Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)E7, F (133211@1)G, Dm7 (x2)
Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)E7, F (133211@1)G,
Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)E7, Dm7, C (x32010@1)CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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C (x32010@1)     C/B (x2555x@1)   Am (x02210@1)    G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)     Em (022000@1)    Dm7     E7 (020130@1)EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE
 x32010  x20010  x02210  320003  133211  022000  xx0211  020100

Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)