Intro: G5 (g-b-d-f/ f-e-d-c)

verse:
G5                   C5         F5              D5   
      ( G5 )
Have you seen that dog? I got to get him back
G5                   C5              F5           
D7.      ( G5 )
I had him tied to a tree, but he keeps getting out
Eb5                         Bb5
He's probly runnin' loose with the bitches
Eb5                                 C5
And when I catch him , I'll give him some stitches
         G5              C5                F5             D5
Oh I, love him so much- ah that stupid bitch is mine

Chorus:
C5           D5
            Errant dog!
C5           D5
            Errant dog!
     G5
    Uhn!

Interlude: G5 - C5 - F5 - D5

Verse 2:
They're talking down at the spa
Now the word is out
God damn I look like a jewel
When he goes runnin' around

Gonna take him on court tv
Show the world what he's done to me

I'll drag his ass back home back where his ass belongs

Chorus: Errant dog! Errant dog!

Bridge:

D5         C5       Bb5                    F5           
      G5
He's my everything, he means the world to me
D5         C5                     Bb5      F5           
           G5
He's my hopes and dreams, fungible property

Eb5                                     Bb5
Sometimes I wonder why I put up with his shit-
Eb5                                         C5
If I could I would become a lesbian
G5                               C5      F5          D5
I know I said dead or alive, but really dead is fine

Chorus: errant dog! Errant dog!

     G5
    Uhn!

-end