One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces Chords by Ben Folds Five

...ONE ANGRY DWARF AND 200 SOLEMN FACES... by Ben Folds Five 
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from Whatever And Ever Amen


*CAPO 2nd FRET*

(Original Key: B)


Intro: 
 
A7  C6  A7, A7  C6  A7 
 
Verse 1: 
 
C7add2                Fmaj9 
  September '75 I was 47 inches high 
Dm7                            A7 
 Mom said by Christmas I would have 
  C7add2                  
A badass mother G.I. Joe, 
Fmaj9 
 For your little minds to blow 
Dm7                        Esus4  E 
 I still got beat up after class, yeah, 
 
Chorus 1: 
 
        Am7        D9 
Now I'm big and im-portant 
Gm7        C9     
 One angry dwarf and 
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E        
Two hundred solemn faces are you 
       Am7            D9      
If you really want to see me 
          Gm7            C9 
Check the papers and the TV 
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E 
 Look who's telling who what to do 
        A7          C9  A7 
Kiss my ass goodbye 
 
A7  C9  A7 
 
Verse 2: 
 
                   C7add2                
Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am 
Fmaj9 
 I'm your nightmare little man 
Dm7                             A7 
 Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry 
C7add2 
 Jane, remember second grade? 
Fmaj9 
 Said you couldn't stand my face 
Dm7                           Esus4        E 
 Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die 
 
Chorus 2: 
 
        Am7        D9 
Now I'm big and im-portant 
Gm7        C9     
 One angry dwarf and 
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E        
Two hundred solemn faces are you 
       Am7            D9      
If you really want to see me 
          Gm7            C9 
Check the papers and the TV 
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E 
 Look who's telling who what to do 
        A7          C9  A7 
Kiss my ass goodbye 
 
Adim(add2, add4)  A7  C9  A7 
 
Verse 3: (Piano Solo) 
 
C7  Fmaj7  Dm7  A7 
C7  Fmaj7  Dm7  Esus4  E 
Am7  D9  Gm7  C9  Fmaj7add6  E7-13 
Am7  D9  Gm7  C9  Fmaj7  E 
 
Bridge: 
 
A7  C  A7             
        You'll be sorry one day           
Yes you will, yes you will 
              C9 
You shouldn't push me around 
         A7 
'Cause I will, yes I will 
            A7 
You will be sorry when I'm big 
Yes you will, yes you will 
            C9      A7 
You will be sorry 
 
Chorus 3: 
 
        Am7        D9 
Now I'm big and im-portant 
Gm7        C9     
 One angry dwarf and 
    Fmaj7                    Esus4  E        
Two hundred solemn faces are you 
       Am7            D9      
If you really want to see me 
          Gm7            C9 
check the papers and the TV 
Fmaj7                           Esus4  E 
 Look who's telling who what to do 
        A7          A7  C9  A7 
Kiss my ass goodbye 
 
A7  C9  A7 
 
Coda: 
 
A7 
 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now 
Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now 
September '75 I was 57 inches high, 
September '75, September '75 
 

CHORD DIAGRAMS:
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   A7      C6    C7add2  Fmaj9    Dm7    Esus4     E      Am7      
 
 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE     
 x02223  x32200  x32310  x03213  xx0211  022200  022100  x02013  

   D9     Gm7      C9    Fmaj7     D7    
 
 EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE  EADGBE   
 x5455x  353333  x3233x  x03210  xx0212


Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2005 (clumsyband@hotmail.com)