(Verse) A5 E5 I don't believe this we've been friends for so long F#5 It's so hard to see D5 That you did this to me A5 E5 You came round asking just to mow the garden F#5 You're a clever guy D5 'Cos you did it for free - It's funny F#5 E5 D5 (silent) You think I don't already know (Chorus) A5 E5 What if I, told you F#5 D5 I'm watching you A5 E5 I've seen you two at the movies F#5 D5 (silent) And alone in my jacuzzi's A5 E5 You're screwed F#5 D5 And I'm done with you A5 E5 Stay well clear and leave my mum alone F#5 D5 leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone (Verse) A5 E5 I came home and your car was in the front yard F#5 D5 I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only A5 E5 I didn't ever think things could be so wrong F#5 D5 You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes F#5 E5 D5 (silent) You think I don't already know (Chorus) A5 E5 What if I, told you F#5 D5 I'm watching you A5 E5 I've seen you two at the movies F#5 D5 (silent) And alone in my jacuzzi's A5 E5 You're screwed F#5 D5 And I'm done with you A5 E5 Stay well clear and leave my mum alone F#5 D5 Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone (Bridge) A5 E5 You did it to Steven and Ethan F#5 D5 Joey and Nathan A5 E5 Josie and David F#5 D5 Peter, John and Mike A5 E5 Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister F#5 D5 Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's F#5 E5 D5 (silent) If so they don't already know (Chorus) A5 E5 What if I, told you F#5 D5 They all hate you A5 E5 I don't care about the movies F#5 D5 Or you two in my jacuzzi's A5 E5 You're screwed F#5 D5 And I'm done with you A5 E5 Stay well clear and leave my mum alone F#5 D5 Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone Repeat chorus once
