Verse 1:
C5                               G5
Ground floor Shoppers' Paradise habit-dashery, needles, spoons and knives 
C5                                      G5      
knuckle-dusters, glass jaws and wooden hearts 
C5                                              
Spend your money girls on sprays and lipsticks 
G5
tested on bunnies, girls, strays and misfits 
C5                                             G5                       C5           
ozone friendly rape alarms for those blinding dates another summer of hate 

Verse 2:
C5                                           G5
It's the top shop for the tired and rundown going up for the final comedown 
C5                                               G5    
First and second floors, third and fourth world wars 
            C5                   
We've got a free pair of flares, with every hip replacement 
G5                                            
just take the stairs to the bargain basement 
C5                                                     
Babies bottles full ot the milk of human kind nestle. 

Chorus:
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls 
    G5           C5           G5         C5     
the big shop is open it's a wonderful world 

Verse 3:
C5                                        G5
Top floor Shoppers' Paradise we've got a drunk Father Christmas and The Antichrist 
C5                                                G5
We've got nothing of value so there's no V.A.T. were going S.H.O.P.P.I.N.G. 
        C5                              
We take Visa, Access, American Express 
G5                                             
patched-up, hand-me-down, second to next best 
C5                                        
clothes for all ages, mothers and babies 

Chorus:

Verse 4:
C5                                        
Going down for all the things you missed 
        G5                                          
all the love. peace and happiness that don't exist 
          C5                                       G5
We've got enpsychopaedias we've got pic 'n' fix a government freezer full of benefits 
  C5                                               
A children's assortment we're bigger than Hamleys 
          G5                                             
We've got Cabbage Patch orphans from Sylvanian Famllies 
C5                                  
Carpets. Iinoleum , holy petroleum , 
G5                                                
Chemi-kaze killers, little Hitlers and Napoleans 
C5                                        G5                                 C5
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls the big shop is open and the world is wonderful 


Ending: C5   G5     C5   G5      C5   G5     C5   G5