Tom: F5 F5 A5 Dennis is a menace with his 'anyone for tennis?' D5 F5 and beseeching me to come and keep the score. Bb5 Bb5 And Maud say 'Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored. F5 D5 G5 C5 I really can't stand it anymore.' F5 A5 I'm going out to dinner with a gorgeous singer D5 F5 to a little place I found down by the quay Bb5 Bb5 her name is Patricia, she calls herself Delicia F5 D5 G5 and the reason isn't very hard to see. C5 F5 A5 She says 'God made her a sinner just to keep fat man thinner D5 F5 as they tumble down in heaps before her feet. Bb5 Bb5 They hang around in groups like battle weary troops F5 D5 G5 one can often see them queue right down the street. C5 Bb5 A5 You see Patricia (or Delicia) not only is a singer D5 G5 C5 she also removes all her clothing for Bb5 C5 F5 Bb5 F5 Patricia is the best stripper in town. F5 C5 F5 D5 And with a swing of her hips she started to strip G5 C5 to tremendous applause she took of her drawers F5 D5 and with a lick of her lips she undid all her clips D5 C5 and threw it all in the air - ev'rybody stared Bb5 A5 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor F5 D5 the police were banging on the door G5 C5 F5 Bb5 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour. F5 C5 Take it away boys. F5 | D5 | G5 | C5 | F5 | D5 | G5 C5 | F5 {instrumental} C5 F5 A5 But poor Patricia was arrested and everyone detested D5 F5 the manner in which she was exposed Bb5 Bb5 later on in court well everybody thought F5 D5 G5 a summer run in jail would be proposed. C5 Bb5 A5 But the judge said 'Patricia, or may I say Delicia, D5 G5 C5 the facts of this case lie before me case dismissed Bb5 C5 F5 Bb5 F5 this girl was in her working clothes. And with a swing of her hips... Bb5 A5 and as the last piece of clothing fell on the floor F5 D5 the police were yelling at the door G5 C5 F5 F5 D5 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour - G5 C5 F5 F5 Bb5 Bb5 C5 on a saturday night in nineteen-twentyfour. F5 Oh yeah.
