Verse
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E5               D5
Can I cut in on a dance?
D5
You ain't gonna find what you're lookin' for
              E5
In that little Mexican
E5
You can't mix your tears
                  D5
With those from an agave plant

You see I've danced with him myself
               E5
And he's never been a friend

You go believin' in your Lancelot
          D5
Well it's all in vain

And you're chasin' picket fences,
        E5
There's always hell to pay

I met many a girl in here
          D5
With the same story line

All them boys on those white horses
           E5
Don't know how to ride


Chorus
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        C5
But I got a pain outside with enough giddyup
      E5
To be free
        C5              E5
I got a faint smell of cheap perfume
F5               E5
And a hint of gasoline
        C5                        E5                        
See I'm a different kind of knight
             D5                      E5
You're gonna find your fairy tales are lies
                     C5
I don't have a white horse
Dadd49                       E5      
But you can come along for the ride

Verse 2 ( E5 , C5 up and down)
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She said "I'm tired of living life in a romance book
I think chivalry's dead
And I ain't gonna look
For them roundtable boys on the white horse
That can't get the story right."
I said "as luck would have it
I was tossed by the throne
I let my merry hair down
Some years ago
And I traded my coat of arms
For a guitar and some broken yellow lines."

-> Chorus

Verse 3 ( E5 , C5 up and down)
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She kinda shifted in her seat a little bit
The thought of every eye on her bee-stung lips
And she raised that glass and the lime
And she kissed them goodbye
She said "promise me you'll take it slow
And swear no talk of tomorrow
And when you feel me tighten around you
Well you can let the hammer down."

-> Chorus