G#5 Sunday nights that you wanna B5 Black velvet cake G#5 Sweet heart can bargain B5 Half price mistakes G#5 She will go down with her ship B5 Like a good captain E5 You're sitting on the dock playing for B5 An audience of one G#5 F#5 B5 ooooohhhh - ooooohhhh! ( F#5 ) G#5 ( F#5 ) B5 Pacing your apartment, linoleum floors ( F#5 ) G#5 Get a call from an old friend ( F#5 ) B5 She never like them before ( F#5 ) G#5 He will drive all over three lanes ( F#5 ) B5 You sit tight, shotgun E5 Wind shield wipers waving for B5 An audience of one G#5 You came out from the country B5 Wearing momma's clothes G#5 You were born in the city B5 Daddy's dominoes G#5 You need a record you can move to B5 Well we got one Drop the needle E5 B5 We are playing for an audience of one Drop the needle E5 B5 We are playing for an audience of one C#5 B5 F#5 C#5 B5 F#5 One gets all of you two jealous C#5 B5 F#5 Three get even less C#5 B5 F#5 Four divides you up then you're left C#5 B5 F#5 Pleasing all your guests G#5 Reach out you point a finger B5 And touch the globe ( F#5 ) G#5 Spin around and where it stops B5 You've got to pack your bags and go G#5 Land in the Mohave Desert ( F#5 ) B5 Sing for the sun E5 B5 Three's too many when you're playing for an audience of one E5 B5 Two's too busy when you're playing for an audience of one E5 B5 One is the only way playing for an audience of one G#5 B5 oooooh - oooooh! G#5 B5 oooooh - oooooh! G#5 B5 oooooh - oooooh! G#5 B5 oooooh - oooooh!
