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E (022100@1)                   
Last time I was sober
                D (xx0232@1)EMan, (022100@1)I felt bad        
EWorst (022100@1)hangover that I ever had
D (xx0232@1)  E (022100@1)          
Took six hamburgers
                     Dand (xx0232@1)scotch all night
Enicotine (022100@1)for breakfast

just to put me right

CCos (x32010@1)if you wanna run cool
       DIf (xx0232@1)you wanna run cool
       C (x32010@1)             DIf (xx0232@1)you wanna run cool, you got to run
EOn (022100@1)heavy, heavy fuel
C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)          EOn (022100@1)heavy, heavy fuel

My life makes perfect sense
Lust and food and violence
Sex and money are my major kicks
Get me in a fight I like dirty tricks

CHORUS

My chick loves a man whos strong
The things shell do to turn me on
I love the babes, dont get we wrong
Hey, thats why I wrote this song

CHORUS

I dont care if my liver is hanging by a thread
Dont care if my doctor says I ought to be dead
When my ugly big car wont climb this hill
Ill write a suicide note on a hundred dollar bill

CCos (x32010@1)if you wanna run cool
       DIf (xx0232@1)you wanna run cool
       C (x32010@1)             DIf (xx0232@1)you wanna run cool, you got to run
EOn (022100@1)heavy, heavy fuel
C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)          EOn (022100@1)heavy, heavy fuel
C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)          EOn (022100@1)heavy, heavy fuel