Bb (x1333x@1) CWhen (x32010@1)i wake up at night, and im feeling horny,
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bbi (x1333x@1)get up out of my bed, and i switch on my tv.
Bb (x1333x@1) Ci (x32010@1)slip in a porno, it gives me a boner
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bbi (x1333x@1)reach across the table, i grab my telephone.
CHORUS
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) BbThey (x1333x@1)got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bb1800 (x1333x@1)transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak yeah
Bb,C,G,Bb/G/Bb ,Bb,C,G,Bb/G/Bb
Bb (x1333x@1) CI (x32010@1)slip into my panties, into my fishnets
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1)
i rub some spit upmy ass my man pussy is wet
Bb (x1333x@1) Ci (x32010@1)grab my anal probe and i ram it home
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bbwhile (x1333x@1)i roughly masturbate my throbbing bone (and i dial)
CHORUS then
BRIDGE
E (022100@1) Gand (320003@1)in the day, when nobodies home
Bb (x1333x@1) Ci (x32010@1)feel the k k calling of my telephone
E (022100@1) Gi (320003@1)grab my dildo,my ky jelly
Bb (x1333x@1) Cmy (x32010@1)ass is lubed up, i switch on my tv (and i dial)
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)
I dial 1800 transvestite sluts
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) BbThey (x1333x@1)got the nicest tits and the biggest cocks
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) Bb1800 (x1333x@1)transvestite freaks,i give my balls a squeeze my nipples a tweak
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)
1800 yeah the trannies are comin
G (320003@1) Bb (x1333x@1) G (320003@1) BbThey (x1333x@1)are jacking off and they will give you a bumming
Bb (x1333x@1) C (x32010@1)
1800 yeah you better run fast
G (320003@1) Bbcause (x1333x@1)they will suck your dick and fuck your ass yeah heaah
OUTRO (repeat)
#a C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) Bb/G/Bb
la la la la lala lalala la la la lala lalalala
