GIRLS, WOMEN AND LADIES 
words and music: Ed & Patsy bruce and Ron Peterson 
 
D5              G5              D5
There was only me and her and him 
                                                       A5
The bar was giving last call, so I thought I?d move on in 
D5               G5                      D5
And I was slick and feeling like a man 
     G5
So I took the stool between ?em 
                                          A5       D5
And ordered one more round for me and her and him  
            G5                             D5
I placed my arm across the back of her bar stool 
              G5
And I don?t remember what I said 
                            A5
But at the time, it sounded cool 
                                                 D5
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me  

She just paid her tab tipped the man 
                                A5
And left me sitting there alone with him 
                                                A5
Chorus: And he said, ?There?s girls and there?s women and there?s  
  D5
laies 
        G5                 A5                D5
There?s yeses and there?s no?s and there?s maybes 
       G5            A5                   D5
There?s teasing and pleasing they start learning when they?re  
G5
 babies 
        A5                                 D5
There?s girls , there?s women and there?s ladies? 
             D5        
Well, he pushed his old straw hat back and he grinned 
             G5
And he said, ?Ain?t they all a mystery? 
              A5                   D5                    G5
Sonny, it?s a sin but they?re all sitting on the world we?re  

trying to win 
            G5
Ah, but you know I love a mystery 
                                        A5      D5
So let?s drink another round to you and me and them? 
 
Chorus: 
 
note: last line of  second chorus is ?I love all the girls, and women  

and the ladies?