Capo on 1st fret
AMonday: (x02220@1)Late again, today,
F#m (244222@1) Ehe'd (022100@1)be in trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) Dhe'd (xx0232@1)have to hurry out the bus.
ATuesday: (x02220@1)Horace was so sad,
F#m (244222@1) Ehe'd (022100@1)never had a girl that he could care for,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) Dand (xx0232@1)if he was late once more, he'd be out.
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Then a voice from above said?
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) Go out and find yourself a wife.
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Make a stand and be a man,
F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) And you will have a great life plan."
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FYou (133211@1)can do it
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FCome (133211@1)on Horace
AWednesday: (x02220@1)Horace met a girl,
F#m (244222@1) Eshe (022100@1)was small and she was very pretty,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) Dhe (xx0232@1)thought he was in love, he was afraid.
A (x02220@1)Thursday: Asks her for a date,
F#m (244222@1) Ethe (022100@1)cafe down the street tomorrow evening,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) Dhis (xx0232@1)head was reeling, when she said "Yes O.K."
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Then a voice from above said?
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) Go out and find yourself a wife.
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Make a stand and be a man,
F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) And you will have a great life plan."
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FYou (133211@1)can do it
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FCome (133211@1)on Horace
A (x02220@1)
Friday: Horace, this is it,
F#m (244222@1) Ehe (022100@1)asks the girl if maybe they could marry,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) Dwhen (xx0232@1)she says "gladly." Horace cries.
A (x02220@1)
Sunday: Everybody's at the church,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1)
when Horace rushes in and says "Now here come my wife,
F#m (244222@1) E (022100@1) A (x02220@1) Dfor (xx0232@1)the rest of my life." and she did.
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Don't be afraid, just knock on the door,
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)
Well he just stood there mumblin' and fumblin'.
A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1) Then a voice from above said?
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) "Horace Wimp, this is your life,
F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) Go out and find yourself a wife.
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) Make a stand and be a man,
F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) And you will have a great life plan."
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FHorace (133211@1)Wimp
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FHorace (133211@1)Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace Horace
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FMonday (133211@1)Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FWednesday (133211@1)Thursday Friday Sunday
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) F (133211@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FMonday (133211@1)Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Sunday Monday Tuesday
A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) F#m (244222@1) FWednesday (133211@1)Thursday Friday Sunday
