I changed the chords to make it sound right in standard. First tab. Enjoy.
Standard: EADGBe

F (133211@1)   C/G (3x555x@1)  Dm (xx0231@1)   Bb (x1333x@1)    G (320003@1)  Bdim (1201xx@1)  Gm (355333@1)e|-1-|--|-0-|--|-1-|--|-1-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-3-|      
B|-1-|--|-1-|--|-3-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-3-|      
G|-2-|--|-0-|--|-2-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-2-|--|-3-|      
D|-3-|--|-2-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-0-|--|-3-|--|-5-|      
A|-3-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-1-|--|-2-|--|-2-|--|-5-|      
E|-1-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-x-|--|-3-|--|-x-|--|-3-|



F (133211@1)                      C/Ghere (3x555x@1)come your pride and joy
                 Dm (xx0231@1)                Bbthe (x1333x@1)comic little drunk you call your boy
G (320003@1)              Bbmaking (x1333x@1)everybody smile
F (133211@1)                  C/Gpartakes (3x555x@1)your pretty plan
                   Dm (xx0231@1)         Bband (x1333x@1)then becomes a disappearing man
G (320003@1)            Bb (x1333x@1) C/G (3x555x@1)after a little while
                    Dm (xx0231@1)           Bdimi (1201xx@1)saw you with your makeup running down
    Bb (x1333x@1)            G (320003@1) Bbnow (x1333x@1)whats that all about
C (x32010@1)                    Dm (xx0231@1)    Bdimyou (1201xx@1)say you don't want anyone around
           Bb (x1333x@1) Bdim (1201xx@1) Bb (x1333x@1)  Gcos (320003@1)you're all cleaned out
F (133211@1)                C/Gyou (3x555x@1)toss the empty beer
                 Dm (xx0231@1)           Bbnot (x1333x@1)really as composed as you appear
   G (320003@1)      Bban (x1333x@1)icicle inside
F (133211@1)                  C/Gwearing (3x555x@1)clothes that clash
                  Dm (xx0231@1)             Bbwondering (x1333x@1)is this treasure is this trash
G (320003@1)             Bb (x1333x@1)  C/Gstill (3x555x@1)trying to decide
              Dm (xx0231@1)                  Bdimand (1201xx@1)about 5 o'clock here comes your clown
         Bb (x1333x@1)               G (320003@1) Bbwith (x1333x@1)the foot he's throwing down
C (x32010@1)                               Dm (xx0231@1)    Bdimbut (1201xx@1)all you say is you don't want anyone around
     Bb (x1333x@1) Bdim (1201xx@1) Bbcome (x1333x@1)not right now
            Gm (355333@1)       Fthere (133211@1)ain't nothin' to drink
    Gm (355333@1)        F (133211@1)         G/C (2431xx@7) C (x32010@1)C/Eyou (x3111x@5)don't wanna think about it
F (133211@1)                   G/Ci'm (2431xx@7)sorry you seem so stung
                            Dm (xx0231@1)              Bband (x1333x@1)i'm sorry you think you have to hold your tongue
            G (320003@1)           Bbwhen (x1333x@1)you're so pretty and smart
F (133211@1)                   C/Gi'm (3x555x@1)seeing you caving in
          Dm (xx0231@1)               Bbbecoming (x1333x@1)afraid of all these men
     G (320003@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)  C/Gthat (3x555x@1)you've given your heart
                    Dm (xx0231@1)           Bdimi (1201xx@1)saw you with your makeup running down
    Bb (x1333x@1)            G (320003@1) Bbnow (x1333x@1)whats that all about
C (x32010@1)                    Dm (xx0231@1)    Bdimyou (1201xx@1)say you don't want anyone around
           Bb (x1333x@1) Bdim (1201xx@1) Bbcos (x1333x@1)you're all cleaned out
Bb (x1333x@1) Bdim (1201xx@1) Bball (x1333x@1)cleaned out
Bb (x1333x@1) Bdim (1201xx@1) Bb